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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 10:24

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

Are you happy with your life?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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